March 2012
394 posts
it’s really weird when people like rihanna kind of glamorise skinhead fashion because to english people it’s like why are you dressing like an eighties racist
February 2012
228 posts
placebo - burger queen
i love this song more than...
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why does everyone care so much that rooney mara is at the oscars in a dress
just who cares
why
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
it is actually a bit nice to realise that i have human lovey feelings though like i’m a robot who’s learnt what it means to love
holy heck that was just unpleasant why can’t you have the memory erasure thing from eternal sunshine done WHY HASN’T SOMEONE INVENTED THAT YET
the annoying thing about really not wanting to fancy someone is when you see them in a picture by accident and your entire head goes numb and feels simultaneously like it’s under a cold running tap but also like you’ve just embarassed yourself and it’s burning red and your brain short-circuits and you think damn yep i am not in control shit
the big bang theory isn’t funny
i watched the aristocats at six this morning and cried because i enjoyed ‘everybody wants to be a cat’ so much
