February 2012
195 posts
the big bang theory isn’t funny
i watched the aristocats at six this morning and cried because i enjoyed ‘everybody wants to be a cat’ so much
sanctuspeccandi asked: <3
i feel that i am at my peak attractiveness and sexiness in the middle of the night when i’m all wrapped in blankets and spotty and gross
surely that is wrong
http://textsfromlastnight.com →
(314): CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
(+04): Oh god you’re Sonnet 130 drunk, aren’t you.
i wish i was this classy a drunk all i do is beg people to make out with me
cosmo tip #169
expertcosmotips:
start yelling his dads name during sex
there’s cats snoring from every corner in my room and i’m in bed at half two yep it’s a saturday
i’ve been such a disgusting girl; let me tell you
“You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
because i never stop rationalising things i decided that the real reason i couldn’t date the boy i like is that his birthday is in may and i already know four people with birthdays in may and five would be ridic
that and he has forgotten i’m alive/ is terrified of me
